NICK LICATA = I CAN LACK IT
PETER STEINBRUECK = ENTER UPSET, BICKER
DANIEL SAVAGE = I, AGENDA SLAVE (or, I AVENGE SALAD)
CHARLES MUDEDE = DECLARES, "ME! DUH..."
ERICA C BARNETT = ACERBIC NATTER
Not that they have to be local. That's just what I've happened to be thinking about. (Has anybody got a good one for "Advisory Ballot"?)