Now calling for submissions for the "Worst Couplet in the World." A pair of lines where the last word of each line rhymes. For example:
"Blah blah blah blah Cat
Blah blah blah blah Splat."
It could be one of your own, or from a poem or song.
One of my favorite bad couplets is from the song "Heat of the Moment" by Asia.
"One look from you and I would fall from grace
And that would wipe the smile right from my face."
Also one that I wrote:
"From the womb to the tomb is everyone's doom
You're hogging the blankets -- give me some room."